Getting reckless in texas

Here's some pictures from our adventures in texas. We had a hat party our first night here and a regrettably large amount of southern comfort. Unfortunately for mary and I we suffered from food poisoning our second day here thanks to jack in the box and their sketchy chicken sandwich. After a day of hell we sort of recovered and got to hit the hookah bar which was a good time. We were supposed to leave this morning but the route we were supposed to take was having 30 mile an hour winds with rain on and off so we opted to stay another day. We head to a h-e-b grocery store that had funny ice cream boxes and a make your own six pack station. Tony took me to a pretty sweet ditch that was fun to skate. I know the pictures are a little jumbled but this mobile blogging thing is a bit of a pain.
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New street chopper

To all my fellow bastards you guys should scoop the winter issue of street chopper. Some quality articles including one about the deathtraps mc, they've got their heads on straight for sure!
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Two drunk bearded bastards on the move!

Stay with a viking live like a king

On our way out of florida we decided to stop in palm coast and visit with our friends odin, jesse and meghan and their sweet ass house. Now before I tell of our awesome visit I gotta tell a story about the kinda of friend odin is. Over the summer I had a very love hate relationship with my sportster. After months of having her in the shop I thought she was running great. After almost a thousand great miles the rod some how comes loose from the piston. Once I swallowed my heart after hearing the horrible noise it was making I pulled over in the nearest gas station and started calling anyone I knew with a truck. After many calls including my father I couldn't get ahold of anyone. I decided to call odin and luckily he picked up. Unfortunately due to crappy cell phone service "my bike broke down I need help" sounded more like "my bike went down I need help". Odin was busy at the time working as he always does. Instead of telling me he couldn't help me, he got off the roof he was working on and went to his mothers house and asked her to come get me. His mother then borrowed her neighbors truck and her and her boyfriend came to my rescue. This guy knows how to be there for his friends and staying with him was just more evidence of that. The first night we got there they were making an amazing pork roast the fell apart to the touch, which after a long cold day on the bike was a great welcome to say the least. Not only did we eat family style home cooking each night we also slept on an air mattress more comfortable then some real beds I've slept on. I almost forgot about the cookies jesse made after each meal! Nothing like homemade chocolate cookies. All in all it was the best couple of nights we've had the whole trip. We were able to catch up with old friends and even make a new one. We can't wait to return the favor. I'm sorry to meghan. And drew for the lack of pictures of them I'm a slacker
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NO! Say it aint so

So since my computer got that horrible virus before we even left north carolina there was a lot of things I haven't posted yet and this is one of them. About half way threw north carolina it was getting really windy and it was blowing me all over the road. Then I got a random thought to a look at my license plate but much to my surprise it wasn't there. As soon as I saw it we pulled over so I could tell mary and I realized it not only blew my plate of but it broke half the mounting bracket off of my fender! So I thought I'd responsible for once and call the dmv back home. We get off the next exit and call the dmv in the big parking lot of a shell gas station. Just a little side note while we were on hold with the dmv some poor bastards were pushing some broken down cars into the same lot as us. It turns out they had just gotten the cars at a local auction and barely made it a mile down the road before they broke down. I gave mary the phone while we were on hold and ran over to help them push the cars and brought some tools over too. After a twenty minute wait mary called me back over and they advised me not to put on my old plate from my old sportster (damn I miss that thing). Instead they tell me to make a cardboard plate with my plate number and the date I lost my old plate....but logic tells me if there's wind that can blow my bracket off my bike how long will cardboard last? As an alternative I made the cardboard plate and have been keeping it under my seat. Now I'm afraid its unavoidable, I have to get arizona plates! I've made it all the way to florida and I'm yet to get stopped for lack of a plate (knock on wood). The dmv says I can use the cardboard plate for 15 days. Two things I planned on fighting even it kills me and that's giving up my 845 number and getting an arizona plate....like I said NO! Say it aint so!!
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Homesick

More then just an album name.....
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My Copper Pot

So I had this really nice copper bottom pot. It cooked me so many delicious things, and always treated me right. Ahh but alas, I cant own nice things. Matty Lanese, thanks for burning my copper pot. Matty decided he was going to come over, and make some chicken top ramen. He made it, enjoyed it, watched a movie and went home. As soon as he left, we realized he never turned the stove off and put the empty pot back on the burner

Pictures from my US-1 adventure

I know some this are a little touristy but sue me pirates are awesome. How awesome is the amf era 90cc scooter?!
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Beards at their best

This man is a genius

Football with pudge

At cowboys with my cousin pudge dollar draft beer and the jets versus the colts.....I could get used to this
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Check this crazy rat trike out!

Its an old kawi touring bike frame with vw dune buggy engine in the back

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This might be regrettable
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Try this mobile again

I love florida

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Rained Down In North Carolina

Well as can assume my dad was mistaken and a log shot of the conveyor belt and hit him right in the back of the head, but since my dad is a stubborn mule he fought of his headache lack of vision in his left eye and random hot and cold sweats until he delivered my bike. Luckily my mother talked him into going to the hospital because and i quote "Doesn't he know that's how Liam Neeson's wife died!!". So after a long wait and some xrays there was no brain bleeding just gonna feel crappy for three weeks. So we woke up at 7:30 to a really wet battleboro so my dad helped me unload my bike and he and my unlce headed for home, and i went right back to bed. We decided to stay in Battleboro for the night in hopes it drys up tomorrow because i didn't want to jump on an unfamiliar highway with a speed limit of 70 miles an hour and wet roads. So instead we went to a nice lunch at chilis (courtesy of  Mr and mrs barbs) got a little lost trying to find the hotel and eventually used the gps to get back and have since been laying around the hotel watching basic cable and drinking juice boxes. All though it was a pretty good day i cant wait till tomorrow.....

Rainy Day At The Hojo

Mary And I Passed This Place And Just Couldnt Help But Stop And Take Some Pics

It Was Like A Shack Compound With No Residents

Stay Tuned.

Whips

Dying and jealous.....

So this would be the first post since Whips has left us. As far as I know, hes in North Carolina making his way to Florida right now. Its a bit of a trip, Arizona has claimed my second best friend. The difference this time around is that I didnt get a chance to say good bye to the first friend (fuck you Bobbo). Between all the tears and jokes, Im happy for him and his old lady. They really are doing big things. As I sit here and type this I keep thinking, who the fuck is gonna help me with my bike??? Whips was my guru, my teacher and best friend, and I have big plans for Delilah, and have no clue how the fuck they are gonna pan out. So heres to my best friend, making his way to the Taco Bell of the United States.......
And to top it all off..... This asshole gets to ride his bike tomorrow until hes at TBoUS

Moving Rants and The greatest week ever part 2

So jeff from the moving company doesn't exist and the four day shipping isnt even close to being possible so we've given up on this shipping thing and got our hands on a truck. On a lighter note i finally got those gems from the lovely miss raina.

I didnt wanna say anything but i would have won

Me and barbs got these glasses from nikky at mcabes for free.

Me Barbs and the lovely miss Raina

Superglue is a son of a bitch

So Mike just told me the shitty news about his bike... I figured I could maybe make him feel better by posting the video of us super gluing Patty Toes' shoes together

When family fucks you over.........

So my aunt bailed on me at the last minute and i have no problem disowning her for it. So now only option is to have it shipped to fort pierce florida where my aunt terry and lovely grandma are. Call me over protective but if this company hurts my baby my break some legs list is gonna get alot longer.

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The Greatest Week Ever Part 1

Im still Trying to figure this thing out. So its been a pretty great week so i thought id  post a few pics to give this a try. Once i get all the other pics from Raina ill post those im pretty  sure shes going to have a whole lot of gems. In the mean time santa everyone......

Man Feast

                                                                      

 Great Night We Gotta Get That Video Of Pats Shoes Up

 My Cousin James He kills It With The Baby Bitches

 Sorry It Looks Like A Christmas Card